“Do they scare away little cocks?” The conversation stopper uttered by my 4-year-old, Lulu, during our discussion on scarecrows yesterday. I’m absolutely sure there were no racial implications when she then mentioned that the aforementioned cocks happened to be black. Needless to say, MRS and I went to great pains to explain to Lulu that [...]
I happened upon this Louis CK clip today. What can I say? Dude’s strong. Not suitable for children or sensitive people.
Oh, yes I am! Don’t you dare doubt me. MRS and I have a little date night tonight and I am going to take her to see Julie and Julia. Holy f-ing shit. I just admitted that in public. Well screw it. I don’t give a shit. MRS bore me two wonderful children. MRS puts [...]
Back when I started this blog in 2006 my kids played a prominent role and that role has diminished as time has progressed. Now that they are 4 and 6, I feel like I’d be impinging on their personal space if I wrote in more than general terms about them. As babies, it really doesn’t [...]
Richard Jefferson is getting roasted in the media for jilting his smoking hot fiancee at the altar. I just listened to Howard Stern interview RJ, and Howard, in his infinite wisdom, hit the nail right on the head—Jefferson did the right thing.
First of all, RJ did not break off the former Nets dancer two hours [...]
Recently in the periphery of the McDad world, two marriages have directly imploded due to Facebook facilitated cheating. The proximity of these episodes to us is pretty close, so I can only extrapolate this data into a virtual Facebook inspired cheating frenzy. As Mitch, I have at this moment 586 of you as friends and [...]
I haven’t been a male chauvinist pig on the blog for a while so I figure I’m a little overdue. Being a Dad To Daughters (DTD) naturally redefines one’s paradigm with regard to the opposite sex. Even when you try to be a pig, the DTD filters reflexively activate to damper one’s natural male pig-ability.
Yesterday, [...]
Lamaze: do I really need to do this?
Let me start by saying that during our first pregnancy, MRS and I attended an Over 30 Lamaze class which allowed us to meet a lot of new friends and realize that we were not the only couple in the world without tongue rings and lower back tattoos [...]
After my second daughter came along, and I could see 40 lurking not-so-discreetly around the corner, MRS and I decided we’d caught our limit with our two girls. Neither one of us being exceptionally fond of any of the birth control options available, we were left with only one viable choice.
Yes kids, I referring to [...]
