Itchy Ass
Yes, I’m coming out of my blogging semi-retirement for a post entitled Itchy Ass. Crude? Perhaps. But at this point, does anyone want to read another word about someone else’s kids? No. That horse has been beaten thoroughly. Does anyone want to read about anymore marital cliches in the Mars/Venus tradition? Doubtful.
Do we all want something fresh? Hopefully. Has any parenting blog addressed rectal itch? I don’t know, probably, but what else is left?
Today, I with glee, shared with my wife that I used our daughter’s diaper rash cream to alleviate that very condition. MRS swooned like a girl on prom night from my intimate revelation, counting her lucky stars at her good fortune to have married such a prince.
As for me, I must say that the sensation I am currently enjoying lies somewhere between moistly awkward to oddly comfortable—in case anyone was wondering.
It’s probably wrong that this post makes my crush on you that much deeper.
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I guess that all depends on your attraction level to itchy ass
Congratulations on finding something new to blog about. Maybe daddy blogging isn’t dead. Happy New Year.
you too Darren.
Damn! Scratch that post! Oh, well.
Just glad they haven’t perfected the computer that allows you to smell the internet…
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I for one have not grown tired of posts about the continual trade-offs in a marriage when you have kids. Simple things like who picks up the kids when become shouting matches. The continual quest for sex and refusal to engage in it. The attempt to explore your life as a couple vs. as parents (is that even possible?). As a fellow married dad, I like that stuff. Shows we are not alone. I urge you to keep going.