Waiting for an MRI on my knee today, I fumbled through a pile of magazines and being a regular Joe, garden variety, run of the mill, male homosapien, I couldn’t help but notice this Newsweek cover.
It got me thinking about something I’ve become aware of ever since MRS was pregnant with Lilly–I really find pregnant women sexy. And I’m pretty damn sure that wasn’t the case prior to our entry into the club.
So if you are pregnant and pushing a shopping cart around some South Denver supermarket and you feel a sixth sense that some dude is checking you out; there’s a good chance it’s me.
OK. So maybe I’m not that creepy. But I really do dig pregos. Do I need counseling or do I have company?
Posted by Whit on January 11, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I’ll go with c) all of the above.
Posted by Aimee Greeblemonkey on January 11, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I’m with Whit.
Posted by Angie in Texas on January 12, 2008 at 7:44 am
i “third” whit’s comment.
Posted by hygienedad on January 12, 2008 at 8:25 am
I actually read the first four words and just answered “yes” out loud before even reading the rest of the post.
You make these quizzes so easy.
Posted by Dawn on January 12, 2008 at 9:15 am
nah, we have a friend who loves the pregnant women. And probably b/c he’s never lived with one … you however … hm..
Posted by Redneck Mommy on January 12, 2008 at 9:40 am
You, pervie?
Never.
And my eyes are turning brown as I type this.
Posted by noahsmom on January 12, 2008 at 11:09 am
nah you dont need any mental help…i dig chicks…
big small preggers….im a equal opptertunity girl lover….
Posted by Stephen on January 12, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I think my wife is incredibly sexy when she’s pregnant. Maybe it’s hormones or something, but she’s even more attractive to me!
Posted by jason on January 12, 2008 at 12:31 pm
My wife was so hot when she was pregnant.
Posted by Mitch McDad on January 12, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Just a little CYA….of course, MRS ranks #1 on my sexiest prego list.
Posted by henitsirk on January 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Let’s see…in our culture curvy women are considered beautiful….pregnant women have the biggest curves of all (barring certain porn stars and other freaks)…so, no, you’re not a perv.
Posted by Jared on January 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I with you on that one. Pregnant women are sexy!
Posted by Heather on January 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm
That must be so that us big pregnant ladies feel slightly better about being as big as a whale.
Posted by yellojkt on January 12, 2008 at 8:08 pm
One of the rules of the internet is that if it exists, porn about it exists. And there is a lot of prego porn out there. So I’ve heard.
Posted by Redsy on January 13, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I think you’re a seducer of women of the blogosphere… Next you’ll say you like your women curvy and lactating.
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Posted by Ashley Sanders on January 13, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I sure didn’t feel very sexy when I was pregnant. In fact, I felt like a humongous whale! lol. Maybe it’s some psychological thing after you become a dad? – b/c you said it wasn’t like that before MRS got pregnant? I don’t know…I’m making stuff up
I don’t think you are a perv b/c you think pregnant women look good…
Posted by Paige on January 13, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Damn. All of a sudden, I wish I was knocked up and you lived closer .
You’re a bad, bad man.
And I like bad, bad men.
Posted by Keith on January 13, 2008 at 1:38 pm
You have my company. I couldn’t stop staring at Christina Aguilera’s “Marie Clare” cover one day at the newsstand. I almost purchased it.
Posted by Harmonica Man on January 13, 2008 at 2:52 pm
“…and pushing a shopping cart around some South Denver supermarket and you feel a sixth sense that some dude is checking you out; there’s a good chance it’s me.”
And we’re supposed to believe this is limited to just pregnant women?
Posted by the weirdgirl on January 13, 2008 at 3:35 pm
On the one hand, I think this confession is rather sweet. On the other, I so did not feel sexy AT ALL when I was pregnant!
Just one more thing Mother Nature is laughing her ass off about.
Posted by Hannah on January 13, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I am 26 weeks pregnant right now and between the backache, swollen ankles, weird dreams, and hormone jolts I feel anything but sexy… but my hubby can’t seem to keep his hands off me. So I don’t think it’s just you.
Or maybe he’s just trying to store up some lovin’ before the baby gets here and we’re both so knackered that we don’t do it for weeks. Who knows.
Posted by moobztest on January 13, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I think pregnancy is beautiful too.
Posted by joerpah on January 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Not me…I don’t like the pregnant look…all hunched over the toilet and throwing up is a turn off for me definitely.
Posted by VDog on January 15, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Rhaaarrr!!
Good for you! I don’t think it’s creepy at all. Prolly evolutionarily sound.
Did you see this?
Posted by Annie on January 16, 2008 at 9:48 am
And why not?! Pregnant women have great hair, long nails, and glowing skin.
Posted by Annie on January 16, 2008 at 9:49 am
Look, there’s my picture on the sidebar!
Posted by Annie on January 16, 2008 at 9:50 am
There it is again!
Sorry, that’s comment abuse. I won’t do it anymore.
Don’t block me!
Posted by Gunfighter on January 17, 2008 at 6:10 am
Dude!
I’m so with you on this.
Posted by Gunfighter on January 17, 2008 at 6:21 am
Oh, and redsy, almost all men prefer curvier women… most men wont admit it, though.
Posted by imaginary sarah on January 18, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Glad you fessed up. We had one heck of a sex life when I was pregnant. Phil didn’t mind my curves at all. And, I might be in the minority, but I enjoyed my body MORE as a pregnant woman. It finally felt like my curves had a purpose.
Yay for preggies and the men who feel them up.
Posted by Johnny on January 19, 2008 at 6:27 am
sure are alot of us pervs out there that think that then !!!!
Posted by Christine on January 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm
When I was pregnant with my son (who is now 9) a close male friend told me I was, “uniquely unattractive” because I was pregnant. It cut me to the core as I was already struggling with the whole body changing/image thing.
And looking at photos of me pregnant then…dang! I was cute knocked up!
Posted by Stacey on January 24, 2008 at 9:13 am
From what I’ve heard from other men, you’re not out-of-the-ordinary on this one, Mitch. (Hope you’re not disappointed? LOL!)
As a women who has had four children, it’s nice to know there are men out there who find the pregnant female form attractive! (I sure spend a lot of time that way!)
Stacey